The Macaroni and Cheese Theory
Created and Imagineered by the brainiac talents of Erin and Amanda




Over the course of the summer of 2001, Erin and I were bored.  We also decided to analyze as to why we have so much trouble meeting men.  After much thought and painful realization we have established we are Mac'n cheese.

At a time so many years ago when we were freshmen, we were fillet minion.  We were naive, open minded, and emotionally unbaggaged.

As we advanced through the years of college however we have lowered our quality.
Sophomore year we were a nice steak dinner and a baked potato.
Junior year we were Papa John's pizza.
Now as seniors we are at the lowest level of desirability..mac'n cheese. No one has any interest whatsoever.

Now to truly understand and believe the truth to this theory we have actual evidence which one of our brave theorists decided to exhibit in the name of science.

Amanda's Pitiful Excuse for Existance

Year                                            Dating Status                                Theory Status

Freshmen Year
Boyfriend/Dated 2 other people/2 stalkers
Filet Minion
Sophmore Year
2 people/1 stalker
Steak Dinner
Junior Year
Slight interest by one person/no stalkers
Pizza
Senior Year
I am the sahara desert
Macaroni and Cheese

If you notice our subject starts off with a plethora of possible dates and even a few stalkers, hence she was semi-desirable.  But as the chart shows, as the age of the subject increased, the interest by other men decreased.  She passed her prime.

Now from the evidence shown you can establish an educated opinion of how life has truly become for the average female senior in college. Don't pity us, just offer us a night out on the town.

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