Got your W2's Ready YET???
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend
and said,
"Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die
you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me
to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope
and
mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and
write on
the envelope, Now you have everything."
"Dear IRS:
I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name
from your mailing list."
In the US, it takes more brainpower to fill out the income tax
forms than it does to earn the income in the first place.
I'm still working on this. The supply of jokes on this topic is so limited and lack in humor. If anyone has any tax jokes let me know or email them to me.