Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?
So she could see what was on the other side

Why do blondes write TGIF in the bottom of their shoes?
To remind them - Toes Go In First

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones.

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her
 
 

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