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How can
you tell when there's been an Alabama fan in
your backyard?
The garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
What's
the difference between a pothole and a Bama
fan?
You would swerve to miss the pothole.
What
do you call a room full of Alabama cheerleaders?
A full set of teeth.
What
was the first thing the Bama grad said to the
Auburn grad?
Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
What
is 100 yards long and has 3 teeth?
The front row at an Alabama home game.
Two Bama
fans were in a bar one night bragging about
their latest accomplishment. The bartender noticed the
two guys bragging to the women and curiosity got the
best of him. "What's the good news?" he asked.
One of the men turned to the bartender and proudly
said "Me and Bama Bob just put a puzzle together and
it took us a year." "A year?" the bartender asked, "You guys are
proud of
that?" "Hell yes!" said Bama Bob, "The box said up to four
years."
An insurance
salesman was in the Alabama backwoods
calling on customers when he came across a house
behind a large field. Making his way to the home he
noticed a man in the field getting it on with a sheep.
The sight disgusted him but he proceeded to the house.
The salesman knocked on the door when a young boy
answered. "Can I help ya mister?" "Well, to be
honest with you, I am here to sell you insurance but
on the way in, I noticed a stranger in your field
harassing one of your sheep!" "Its ok " said the
boy, "Thats just my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad."
